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Woman Sentenced To Month In Jail For Selling Biden’s Daughter’s Journal

A woman in Florida was sentenced to jail time for stealing President Joe Biden’s daughter’s journal and selling it to the conservative group Project Veritas for $20,000. What do you think?

“Can’t they just be happy a Floridian picked up a book for once?”

Trish Peltier, Professional Naysayer

“Think of how crazy they’d go for something written by a Biden who matters.”

Bo Hammerman, Tire Kicker

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“It is so important to support female authors in any way you can.”

Elijah Felker, VCR Technician

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