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10 names for Utah’s new NHL team even less representative of the state than Jazz

The is set to unveil , as the next home of the and everyone is wondering “what will the team name be?” Well since the New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah in 1979 and kept the name despite Utah having about as much to do with Jazz music as New Orleans does with sobriety, we thought we should carry on that tradition and come up with some completely incongruous team

1. Utah Monogamists

2. Utah Nordiques

3. Utah Liberals

4. Utah Properly Seasoned Foods

5. Utah Gangster Rappers

6. Utah Soakers (Urban Dictionary it)

7. Utah Black People Feel Welcome Here

8. Utah Open Past 10pm-ers

9. Utah Book Of Mormon Was Pretty Funny Actually

10. Utah Jizz (the actual name George Lucas gave to of the type of music played by the band in the Cantina scene in Star Wars)

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