Sports Bettors Explain How They Would Have Used $16 Million Of Ohtani’s Money

“Probably just start with a few thousand on a parlay at Bally’s Atlantic City. Then I’d lose that. Then I’d try ten. Probably lose that, too. I’d grab a drink, then come back and really make a big move: hundred-thou. That wouldn’t work out. And then, fuck it, the night’s going bad enough—I’m all in. And that would not work out well. Then I’d kill myself.”