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Tesla Lays off 14,000 Workers

Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced the layoffs of 10% of the company’s workforce, stating that the cuts would allow the foundering corporation to “be lean, innovative and hungry for the next growth phase cycle.” What do you think?

“Well, I’m sure Elon did everything in his power to fire them as soon as possible.”

Laszlo Sullivan, Hologram Tester

“Now we just have to liberate the remaining 130,000 workers.”

Cleo Yardley, Date Strategist

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“A real leader would’ve asked for a government bailout.”

Lee Courtwright, systems analyist

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