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Taylor Swift Drops ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

Taylor Swift’s latest album The Tortured Poets Department dropped Friday, immediately breaking streaming records on Spotify, Amazon Music, and Apple Music with 300 million streams in its first day. What do you think?

“Finally, an album for the fellas.”

Gary Fluornoy, Loom Technician

“I’ll wait for Taylor’s version.”

Victoria Thomas, Office Historian

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“You’d think she’d be out of feelings by now.”

Scott DeRuiter, Shag Groomer

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