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Airlines Now Required To Refund Canceled Or Delayed Flights In Cash

The Transportation Department issued a new rule requiring airlines provide customers with automatic cash refunds in the event of flight cancellations or significant delays, saving passengers a projected $500 million in the next year. What do you think?

“And then what are we supposed to do with it?”

André Acconcia, Plan Consultant

“How much money do I get if my flight crashes?”

Marge Nesbitt, Blackjack Dealer

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