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GRAND CANYON VILLAGE, AZ—Awestruck as they watched the creature scarf down the grease-stained paper product, visitors at Grand Canyon National Park were reportedly treated to the majestic sight of a crow eating a napkin Tuesday. “Shh, kids, quiet—we don’t want to scare him off,” said tourist Pierre Boulard, who took his phone out of his pocket ever so carefully so as not to disturb the animal feasting on the remnants of a bag of Wendy’s strewn across the parking lot. “Wow, nature is truly incredible. It must know that the napkin touched a burger at one point. Now Edie, go stand over there by your brother so I can take your picture.” At press time, Grand Canyon National Park reported that several visitors had been mauled by the crow.
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