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CDC Investigating Illnesses Linked To Counterfeit Botox

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 19 people across the U.S. have been sickened by counterfeit Botox, with patients presenting botulism-like symptoms, a potentially fatal illness in which the toxin attacks the body’s nerves. What do you think?

“You probably can’t tell by my face, but I’m very worried.”

Calista Medrano, Placard Designer

“Always make sure the toxins you’re stabbing into your face are legit.”

Milo Reeve, reelance Agitator

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Nothing some counterfeit antibiotics can’t fix.”

Rylan Wills, unemployed

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