NEW YORK—Interrupting testimony as they walked straight up to the former president mid-trial, the Trump boys baked a cake for their father with a gavel hidden inside, court room sources confirmed Wednesday. “We think you’ll find this cake very yummy and full of law hammers,” Donald Trump, Jr. said with a wink as his brother Eric Trump plunged his hands deep inside the confectionery and pulled out a batter- and frosting-covered gavel to show their father. “See? No one in the whole world will ever suspect it’s in the cake. You can use it to turn into the judge guy and send yourself home. Shh, don’t let anyone see, or they’ll steal it and wave it around so you have to go to jail forever.” At press time, the Trump boys reported having a tummy ache after eating the entire cake and several gavels.
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