Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

U.S. — A group of devout Christian missionaries has arrived all the way from Africa to reach the United Methodist Church and tell them about the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Upon hearing of the UMC’s beliefs on life and social issues, a group of African believers felt a strong prodding from the Holy Spirit to venture into an entirely foreign culture and bring the Gospel to a dark and godless place.

“If we do not go, who will?” asked Abosede Adeyemi, a Nigerian Christian burdened to reach lost Americans. “These United Methodists are in urgent need of the Good News. It appears they have never read a Bible before. That is why we are launching a mission deep into the heart of the United States to tell them about Jesus Christ.”

Adeyemi’s church held several nights of prayer and fasting in preparation for sending off the team of missionaries. “God be with them,” said church member Davu Negedu. “America is a dangerous, unpredictable place, but the Lord has commanded us to go into all the world and preach the Gospel, so we will send these people to the United Methodist Church to teach them what the Bible says.”

Though the church had concerns about the missionaries’ safety in the United States, everyone was joyful in fulfilling Christ’s Great Commission, even to the unchurched masses of the United Methodist Church.

At publishing time, the African church was already preparing another missionary trip to take the Gospel to Andy Stanley.

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