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Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally

According to a tally by the Associated Press, the number of individuals arrested at college protests held in support of Palestinians in Gaza has surpassed 2,000 across 36 schools. What do you think?

“That’ll do wonders for the student-to-faculty ratio.”

Michelle Raye, PR Coordinator

“Hopefully this wrecks the curve enough for me to bump up a grade.”

Isaac Corbett, student

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“All this for about 30,000 dead people?”

Conroy Hofstatter, Bus Attendant

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