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RFK Jr. Claims He Had Parasitic Worm In Brain

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stated that in 2010 after he experienced bouts of memory loss for which he sought neurological treatment, one of his doctors found evidence of a parasitic worm in his brain. What do you think?

“Any reason they still haven’t removed it?”

Phil Sarfatti, Transit Researcher

“I can’t vote for him in good conscience until I hear the worm’s position on gun control.”

Simon Treiber, Baseball Stitcher

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“He’s just too perfect!”

Sally Barreto, Pet Stylist

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