Dead Whale Found On Bow Of Cruise Ship Entering New York

A 44-foot-long endangered sei whale was found dead on the bow of a cruise ship entering New York, with authorities finding that the whale was likely healthy when it was struck dead by the ship. What do you think?

“Question is, did it jump or was it pushed?”

Iris Dunn, Lotion Tester

“Was it jaywalking?”

Garrett Morse, Chief Carbonator

“They started this war.”

Marco Sharp, unemployed

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