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Las Vegas’ Mirage Hotel And Casino Closing

After 34 years, the iconic Mirage Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip will close its doors after it was bought by Hard Rock Las Vegas, which will completely renovate the building, removing its tropical theme and volcano attraction. What do you think?

“Gentrification rears its ugly head once again.”

Khalil Kavanagh, Window Defroster

“Good luck getting all the white tigers out of the air ducts.”

Steven Odling, Barista Trainer

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“They had the nicest security protocol to escort you from the premises.”

Chiara Mccray, Unemployed

 

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