LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that you would be “doing him a real solid,” local man Josh Gurney, your friend on the opposite side of town, told you Tuesday that he needed you to move his car three times a day for the next six weeks. “Hey, if it’s not too much trouble, would you be available to move my car once every morning, noon, and night for the next month and a half?” said Gurney, 24, explaining that you could just pop out and move the vehicle before dinner, during your lunch break, and as soon as you woke up every single day while he was on vacation in Bali. “There’s a street cleaner who comes each morning, so you’ll definitely have to move it before the sun comes up. But my parking permit is only valid for this area, so make sure you move it back immediately. Oh, and I think it’s on empty, but I’ll definitely reimburse you for the gas when I get back.” At press time, sources confirmed that Gurney’s car no longer needed moving after it was towed on the first day.
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