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Jake Paul’s Private Jet Struck By Lightning

After a press conference for his upcoming fight with Mike Tyson, Jake Paul posted a video to Instagram showing turbulence in his private jet and claiming that it had been struck by lightning. What do you think?

“Clearly not enough.”

Braden Macgregor, Tree Debarker

“Is he the shitty brother or the terrible one?”

Taio Gibbs, Fish Sitter

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“Lucky. Near-death experiences are great for engagement.”

Rowena Marriott, Rheumatologist

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