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Microsoft’s AI Chatbot Will Remember Everything Users Do On Their Computers

Microsoft revealed an updated version of their AI assistant Copilot, which will use generative technology to remember everything users do on their PCs and suggest things you might like to do next. What do you think?

“Good. I’m tired of manually mailing in my activity to Microsoft headquarters.”

Jonas Rangel, Well Surveyor

“This is why I’m sticking with my stone tablet.”

Kim Hartsough, Sauce Stirrer

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“As long as it helps me build a bomb, I’m willing to sacrifice privacy.”

Conrad Nichter, systems analyst

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