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Study Finds Daily Marijuana Use Outpaces Alcohol In U.S.

A study based on the National Survey on Drug Use and Health found that more people in the United States use marijuana daily than alcohol, with 17.7 million people reporting using pot daily or nearly every day. What do you think? 

“With good time-management, there’s room for both.”

Wyatt Brezinski, Wakeboard Calibrator

“Makes sense. Weed never made me piss my pants on a mechanical bull.”

Yvonne Caughran, Tantric Psychiatrist

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“That’s okay. I didn’t get into alcoholism because I thought it was trendy.”

Herschel Pennucci, unemployed

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