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Biden Bounces Back In Polls As Americans Notice Netflix Added A Few Good Shows Recently

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WASHINGTON—With his approval rating recovering among people likely to vote in the 2024 election, President Joe Biden enjoyed a surge in the polls this week after Americans noticed Netflix had added a few good shows recently. “It appears that the tide is finally turning in Biden’s favor now that voters have stumbled onto pretty decent shows like Baby Reindeer and Dead Boy Detectives,” said political analyst Aaron Higgins, adding that the shift signaled a renewed optimism with regard to what might lie ahead for American television. “While there was some lingering nostalgia for the Stranger Things episodes of the Trump era, many poll respondents answered in the affirmative when asked if their watchlists looked better now than they did four years ago. Data from recent surveys also indicated that Biden could effectively clinch a second term if he brought back Glow.” At press time, Biden had begun plummeting in the polls after Americans discovered the Hunger Games movies would be leaving Netflix at the end of the month.

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