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DOJ Sues Live Nation For Ticketmaster Monopoly

The Department of Justice filed an antitrust lawsuit seeking to break up Live Nation, which controls 80% of ticketing at major concert venues through Ticketmaster, alleging that it monopolizes the live events industry. What do you think?

“Hope they go after the guy that sold me bad weed at a Guster concert next.”

Rahul Avery, Rooftop Gardner

“But who will I pay my 60 dollars in service fees to?”

Shanae Bass, Livestock Groomer

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“Kind of hypocritical coming from a group that has basically cornered the market on justice.”

David Cantirino, Pipe Fitter

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