Mom Has No Memory Of Telling Daughter She Looked Like Streetwalker Right Before 8th-Grade Dance

HACKENSACK, NJ—Shrugging her shoulders in a dismissive manner, local mom Dina Marchesi reported Tuesday that she had no memory of telling her daughter she looked “like a streetwalker” right before her eighth-grade dance. “Come on, that doesn’t sound like me,” said the woman who had just that morning snidely commented on the length of a female postal worker’s shorts, adding that her daughter’s first co-ed dance was nearly a decade ago and at this point she couldn’t remember if she even had looked like a cheap whore that night. “I don’t know what to tell you, sweetie. I really don’t think I would have said that to you, not out loud. Especially the part about your tight dress being so far up your coochie it would make a porn star blush.” Marchesi went on to clarify that she did of course remember the several occasions upon which she told her daughter that girls who dressed like that were just asking for trouble.