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Louisiana Law Criminalizes Approaching Police Officers

A new Louisiana law will criminalize going within 25 feet of any police officer “engaged in law enforcement duties” if an order is issued to stand back, with opponents of the law saying that the measure will hinder the public’s ability to record officers’ actions and hold them accountable. What do you think?

“Finally, a law that recognizes the danger of being near cops.”

Xavier Frisch, Testimonial Spokesman

“I’ll be sure to bring my measuring tape to the next instance of police brutality.”

Kenny Marchand, Paper Executive

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“Ah, the temptation of forbidden fruit.”

Jessica Thornhill, Waterslide Tester

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