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D.C. Zoo Receives 2 New Pandas

Two Chinese giant pandas, Bao Li and Qing Bao, are set to arrive in at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo in D.C. later this year, a result of a new agreement signed with the China Wildlife Conservation Association and the latest trade in what’s been called “panda diplomacy” between the U.S. and China. What do you think?

“Just in time to interfere with the November election.”

David Fevre, Cost Estimator

“If we want these Pandas to make love, we need to send them to Paris.”

Mark Fermin, Middle-End Developer

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“What far lesser animal did we dump on the Chinese?”

Veronica Nord, Oil Bottler

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