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Apologetic Pat McAfee Makes Donation To Charity That Helps White Bitches

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INDIANAPOLIS—Saying he was deeply sorry about any pain his recent remarks about WNBA star Caitlin Clark might have caused, sports commentator Pat McAfee announced Tuesday that he would make a donation to a charity that helps white bitches. “After pausing to reflect on the views I expressed on my ESPN show yesterday, I realize my comments about the white bitch community were harmful, outdated, and played into stereotypes that negatively affect white bitches every day,” McAfee said on his show today, adding that he’d taken the liberty of donating $10,000 to a grassroots organization that supports white bitches across the country regardless of their age or economic status. “As a white man with a large platform, I should not be tearing white bitches down. I should be doing everything in my power to ensure they succeed. While I can’t erase the hurt my words caused, I do hope this money will help all the white bitches out there achieve their dreams.” McAfee went on to state that after taking the time to educate himself about his biases, he would now refer to white bitches as cunts.

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