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CEOs Made 200 Times Their Employees’ Salaries In 2023

According to an Associated Press survey, the average compensation package for CEOs who run S&P 500 companies rose by 13% last year, growing to nearly 200 times the salaries of their employees and well outpacing inflation. What do you think?

“I don’t understand why we don’t just make everyone CEOs, then.”

Reba Foster • Garlic Farmer

“It’s gauche to discuss wage disparity trends.”

Jacob Finch • Monkey Euthanizer

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“Could be 300, but CEOs always put their employees first.”

Ethan Condy • Gunk Researcher

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