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New Rule Requires Migrants To Find Lawyer Within 4 Hours of Border Crossing

According to U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, migrants crossing the border into the United States illegally are now required to find a lawyer to represent their case within four hours of crossing if they want to argue their exemption from the asylum restrictions enacted by President Biden on Tuesday. What do you think?

“That’s why the Statue of Liberty is engraved with that 800 number.”

Rizwan Oneill, Inflation Predictor

“Introducing them to convoluted bureaucracy early on will help them assimilate faster.”

John Smart, Road Manager

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“It’s barbaric that we’re asking them to interact with lawyers.”

Valerie Cordero, Systems Analyst

 

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