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Birth Of White Buffalo In Yellowstone Fulfills Lakota Prophecy

The birth of a rare white buffalo in Yellowstone National Park fulfilled a Lakota prophecy predicting better times and also a sign to protect the animals and the Earth, with Chief Arvol Looking Horse saying that “The birth of this calf is both a blessing and warning. We must do more.” What do you think?

“Ah, jeez, people are gonna be mad when they find out how I dented my Suburban.”

Giovanni Trejo, Purchase Facilitator

“Why, is something bad happening with the Earth?”

Shelly Vaughn, Stenography Instructor

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“If the earth really needed our protection it would have sent some warning signs by now.”

Alby Vasquez, unemployed

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