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BTS’s Jin To Hug 1,000 Fans Upon Return From Military Service

K-pop idol Jin of the group BTS has promised to embrace 1,000 fans in a three-hour-long hugging marathon upon his return from service in the South Korean army, which requires all able-bodied men to serve. What do you think?

“Isn’t he worried about leading 1,000 fans on?”

Hannah Calix, Anxiety Specialist

“Hopefully his family get in line early enough for their hug.”

Jarrett Horton, Paramedic

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“A great way to adjust back into celebrity life.”

Debbie Culling, Twist Tie Collector

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