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Megabus Declares Bankruptcy

Coach USA, which owns Megabus lines connecting New York and New Jersey, filed for bankruptcy following a decline in ridership, with the company owing creditors between $100 and $500 million. What do you think?

“Did they just squander the $3 I spent on a seat?”

Mira Stanton, reezer Scraper

“If they sell just one ticket for $500 million they should be fine.”

Andy Pino, Bakery Technician

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“Have they considered doing Uber XL on the side?”

Zach Smyth, Systems analyst

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