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23 Sets Of Twins Graduate From One Middle School

Twenty-three sets of fraternal and identical twins graduated from Pollard Middle School in Needham, MA, where they made up 10% of the total class. What do you think?

“I wish I would’ve graduated with my twin instead of absorbing him in the womb.”

Garret Liu, Insult Cataloguer

“Even the gene pool is lacking originality these days.”

Mona Alwan, Flipbook Maker

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“What’s the point of even being a twin if you’re not rare freaks marveled at by your peers?”

Mitchell Sirk, systems analyst

 

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