If you’re cruising the pews for a husband or wife, there are some helpful tricks to spotting a great future spouse. Here are nine things to look for at Church this Sunday:
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Has a worn Bible – Excuse me, but I believe your holiness is showing.
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Sings all the words to classic hymns even with eyes closed – Hubba-hubba!
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Volunteers for VBS – Is it getting hot in here? It feels hot all of a sudden.
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Rolls eyes when worship leader starts playing Hillsong – Yowza!
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Turns to book of Hezekiah without even looking at the table of contents – Be still, my beating heart.
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WWJD bracelet – like a beacon saying, “come, enjoy fifty years of wedded bliss.”
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Sighs dreamily and says, “if only I could find a godly spouse to raise many children with.” – GO GET A RING!!
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Has completed Awana vest – the foundation on which so many years of happy marriage are built.
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Says, “Hey, check out this funny Babylon Bee headline.” – This is the one!!
Find these at Church next week and a lifetime of loving matrimony could be all yours!
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