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Pros And Cons Of Displaying The 10 Commandments In Every Classroom

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The Republican Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry recently signed a law requiring state’s classrooms to display a copy of the Ten Commandments. The Onion explores the pros and cons of requiring religious doctrine in public schools.

  • PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes.
  • CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.
  • PRO: Great example of counting to 10 in the real world.
  • CON: Just finished building golden calf.
  • PRO: Least out-of-date thing in classroom.
  • CON: True believers would display the entirety of the King James Bible.
  • PRO: Distracts from how weird the Pledge of Allegiance is.
  • CON: Not enough funding to print it out.

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