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NASA Astronauts’ Return From ISS On Boeing Capsule Faces Repeated Delays

The pair of NASA astronauts who flew Boeing’s Starliner capsule to the International Space Station on June 6 have been delayed from returning several times, with their departure date getting pushed from June 18, to the 22nd, to the 26th, and now an unannounced new date as issues with the capsule continue to crop up. What do you think?

“Out of all the Boeing headlines this year, this one is somehow the least troubling.”

Ben Robins, Office Historian

“Fortunately, there’s lots to do while trapped in space.”

Nydia Gurbush, Amateur Symbologist

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“I’m sure it’ll just be another 30 minutes.”

Orville Woods, unemployed

 

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