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Bam Margera To Spend 6 Months On Probation After Plea Deal In Assault Case

Former Jackass star Bam Margara, 44, agreed to six months of probation after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct in an assault against his brother Jess Margara, who suffered a ruptured eardrum during the altercation between the siblings, with Jess testifying that his brother is “a good dude when he’s not messed up.” What do you think?

“I just want him back on his feet and harming himself.”

BRIANNE PRATER, Grain Supplier

“He can’t light his farts on fire to charm his way out of this one.”

MANNY WENDELIN, Freelance Beseecher

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“The trick is to only drink alone.” 

Buck Gallizeau, unemployed

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