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Biggest Misconceptions Gen Z Has About Sunscreen

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A new survey suggests that members of Gen Z are falling for misinformation about sun protection at an alarmingly high rate. In an era where UV rays are more harmful than ever before, here the biggest misconceptions 12- to 27-year-olds have about sunscreen.
Sunscreen is an affront to the sun god Ra: Gen Z should be more concerned about Sobek, a divine crocodile god who consumes human souls.
You can manifest UV protection: The best sunscreen is harnessing the power of your mind.
Aioli is just fancy sunscreen: Though similar, aioli traditionally isn’t made with egg.
Doesn’t crisp up skin as nicely as oil: You can still achieve a crunchy coating by applying sunscreen poorly.
There will still be social security when they reach retirement age: This isn’t about sunscreen per se, but it’s a misconception nonetheless.
Sun protection doesn’t matter because aging is beautiful: Aging is garish and tragic, and you should do everything in your power to prevent it.
If our skin doesn’t absorb the sun’s rays, those rays will bounce around everywhere until it burns someone’s eyes out: Sunscreen manufacturers have yet to even address these claims.
You’re going to look young and hot forever: Sorry, you’re thinking of Gen Alpha.

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