Biden Team Proud Hours Of Grueling Prep Successfully Got President Through Meeting With Family

WASHINGTON—Revealing they had holed up in Camp David beforehand and grilled him nonstop for a week straight, President Joe Biden’s team confirmed Tuesday they were proud their hours of grueling prep had successfully gotten him through a meeting with his family about continuing to seek reelection. “It was admittedly risky to clear the president’s schedule and practice, but it was worth it to ensure he could successfully field a number of extremely difficult, sensitive questions from his wife, son, and grandchildren,” said senior advisor Anita Dunn, adding that given the importance of the event, they had put Biden into a kind of “family meeting boot camp” where the president could practice greeting and hugging loved ones, and even rehearse conversations with stand-ins playing Jill and Hunter Biden. “Over the course of the past few days, we probably ran through the meeting more than a hundred times and tried to predict every single thing that could go wrong, from the moment Jill gets off Air Force One, to them dining together, to them going to bed. By the end, Biden looked confident, alert, and engaged while speaking to his family, and after 90 minutes, he wasn’t even breaking a sweat.” At press time, high profile members of the Democratic National Committee were reportedly pressuring Biden to step down after Jill Biden stated that she would have preferred to be married to Donald Trump.