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Nearly Half Of All Borrowers Have Not Restarted Student Loan Payments

After the three-year pause on student loan repayment programs during the pandemic ended, 19 million borrowers either let their accounts become delinquent or extended their payment pause, leaving $1.6 trillion in debt being uncollected. What do you think?

“Not me. I couldn’t wait to be bled dry again.”

Roger Morant, Séance Assistant

“I’m sure my bank will think of something.”

Janae Carlson, Score Adjuster

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“I’ll admit I have been splurging on medical bills.”

Anthony Ulyett, Steel Reinforcer

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