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Archaeologists Find Marble Statue Of Ancient God In A Sewer

Bulgarian archaeologists excavating an ancient Roman sewer stumbled upon a 6.8-foot-tall marble statue of the Greek god Hermes, which they believe was intentionally placed there in 388 A.D. and covered with dirt, causing it to be remarkably well preserved. What do you think?

“Wow, just like we put statues in the sewer today!”

Mason Otego, Brakes Tester

“Oh great, now it’s going to be impossible to hang out in the sewers without bumping into tourists everywhere.”

Tara White, Cat Kenneler

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“I’ve flushed weirder stuff than that.”

Viaan Hunter, systems analyst

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