Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has introduced impeachment articles against Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito for failure to disclose gifts and recuse themselves from certain cases. The Onion explores the pros and cons of impeaching everyone on the highest court in the land.
- PRO: The country will have the chance to see nine different people go mad with unchecked power.
- CON: A lot more trouble than just bribing them to rule how we want.
- PRO: Farewell party might have cookie cake.
- CON: Innocent Americans forced to see more photos of Brett Kavanaugh.
- PRO: Anything that pisses off Samuel Alito is worth doing.
- CON: Martha-Ann Alito will hang a newer, more fascist flag.
- PRO: Can finally kick off this civil war everyone has been hyping up.
- CON: Why ruin something that’s working so well?
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