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J.D. Vance Named Trump VP Candidate

Donald Trump selected Ohio senator and Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance to be his 2024 vice presidential running mate, choosing a 39-year-old loyalist with celebrity status among conservatives. What do you think?

“It’s nice to finally be able to put a name to the scapegoat.”

Lauren Fierro, Promotional Wholesaler

“I’m always rooting for a fellow sycophant.”

Andy Gamboa, Unemployed

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“Now the swing state of Ohio is secure.”

Brian McDonald, Notary

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