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Judge Dismisses Trump Classified Documents Case

Judge Aileen Cannon, the Florida judge overseeing Donald Trump’s classified documents trial, dismissed the case on the grounds that the appointment of and funding for special counsel Jack Smith was illegal, flying in the face of previous court decisions reaching back to the Watergate era. What do you think?

“I guess we’ll never know who put those boxes in his bathroom.”

Phil Ritter, Cheese Taster

“I hope I get this lady at my next tax evasion trial.”

Molly Deese, Volume Adjuster

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“I love to see a strong, independent woman bucking tradition and all legal precedent.”

Marcos Ramirez, Ambience Appraiser

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