CORAL GABLES, FL—Calling the project “a labor of love,” plastic surgeon Dr. Alexander Ruttenberg reportedly tore his new wife, Natalia Barova, down to the studs this week. “She’s not perfect, but she’s got good bones,” said Ruttenberg, who boasted that he was spending “a small fortune” on cosmetic updates and replacing everything from the breasts to the hair to the basic facial features. “I’m going to construct everything exactly to my tastes. I’ll admit, though, it’s a lot of work. The plumbing was a mess.” At press time, reports confirmed Ruttenberg was proudly showing off the addition he had built in back.
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