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Trump Accepts GOP Nomination

Donald Trump formally accepted the 2024 Republican nomination for president, the announcement coming days after an attempted assassination on the former president’s life. What do you think?

“There must be a more efficient way to seize power.”

Stacey, Colwell, Ransom Appraiser

“If it wasn’t for all these damned elections, he’d still be president.”

Jason Strunk, Systems Analyst

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“Finally, we’ll get to see what this guy can do.”

Zach Labaj, Behavioral Journalist

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