Physical Therapy Office Politely Declines Daniel Jones’ Offer Of Framed, Signed Jersey For Wall
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Insisting repeatedly that they just didn’t have the space, physical therapy practice Elite Recovery politely declined New York Giants quarterback Daniel Jones’ offer Friday of a framed and signed game-worn jersey for the wall. “That’s so nice of you, and we wish we could put it up, but unfortunately, as you can see, our walls are already pretty full,” said physical therapist Courtney Bellingham, gesturing to walls sparsely adorned with jerseys from a New York Riptide lacrosse goalie, a Trenton Thunder minor league catcher, and a local high school basketball player. “We really appreciate the offer, though. It’s so sweet. You know what? We can just hold onto it and keep it in the back, and if we ever expand our offices, we can put it up then.” At press time, after waiting to make sure the Giants quarterback had left the premises, Bellingham reportedly took the framed jersey and quietly tossed it in a dumpster behind the office.
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