Democrats Condemn Obviously Manipulated Audio Of Kamala Harris Where She Sounds Sober

U.S. — Democrats are condemning a new viral video of Kamala Harris which uses AI to make her speech sound sober.

“This is not the Kamala Harris I know,” said an enraged Gavin Newsom. “Manipulating a voice to make it sound sober should be illegal. I’ll be signing a bill in a matter of weeks to make sure it is.”

In the video, Kamala Harris discusses her failed policies in a candid manner using AI tools to make her sound sober and eliminate unnecessary laughter. Democrats insist this is bad because they fear if Kamala’s policies are spoken clearly and plainly, no one will want to vote for her.

“This is election meddling! Whoever did this should be in prison for the rest of his life!” Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer said.

Conservatives pushed back against Democrat criticism, claiming the video was clearly marked as parody, as the title of the video was “Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY.” But Newsom has assured his constituency that he will make harmful parody illegal, too.

“This is misinformation!” the California governor said, banging his fists on a table at the French Laundry, a fine dining restaurant in northern California. “Make Kamala Harris sound accurately drunk and incoherent again!”

At publishing time, Democrats also promised to prosecute people who post fake images of the failed Trump assassination, which is something that never occurred, according to recent Google searches.

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