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Southwest Airlines Ends Open Seating Policy

Southwest Airlines is shifting to assigned seats for the first time in its history, a change that will allow the low-fare carrier to charge a premium for some of the seats on its planes. What do you think?

“This is a big win for the rich and tardy.”

Christoph Kurtz, Task Distributor

“Good, I’ve always found it uncomfortable to be in spaces where the class inequality wasn’t evident.”

Bianca Shoaf, Unemployed

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“There is nothing customers love more than paying extra for the same thing.”

Haruto Nakamura, Falconer

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