The Pros And Cons Of Banning Porn

With Project 2025 calling for the criminalization of porn and age-verification laws already on the books in multiple states, The Onion examines the pros and cons of banning pornographic material.

• PRO: Could switch to cheaper Wi-Fi plan.
• CON: Might find partner attractive again.
• PRO: Really plays into denial kink.
• CON: Could set back the MILF’s rights movement more than 50 years.
• PRO: ’Tis a sin to possess a lustful heart.
• CON: Will have to find other diversion to get through car wash.
• PRO: Plenty of fetishes obscure enough to fly under radar.
• CON: Our cam girls will surely be bereft without our charming commentary.
• PRO: Hard to be the ‘pro porn’ guy in Congress.
• CON: Our parents are coming home soon. We really shouldn’t be doing this.