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The Pros And Cons Of Banning Porn

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With Project 2025 calling for the criminalization of porn and age-verification laws already on the books in multiple states, The Onion examines the pros and cons of banning pornographic material.

  • PRO: Could switch to cheaper Wi-Fi plan.
  • CON: Might find partner attractive again.
  • PRO: Really plays into denial kink.
  • CON: Could set back the MILF’s rights movement more than 50 years.
  • PRO: ’Tis a sin to possess a lustful heart.
  • CON: Will have to find other diversion to get through car wash.
  • PRO: Plenty of fetishes obscure enough to fly under radar.
  • CON: Our cam girls will surely be bereft without our charming commentary.
  • PRO: Hard to be the ‘pro porn’ guy in Congress.
  • CON: Our parents are coming home soon. We really shouldn’t be doing this.

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