U.S. — As she traveled across the country on Air Force 2 this morning, Vice President Kamala Harris surveyed the clouds, wondering which one was storing all of her data.
“It’s just so incredible they figured out how to store data in clouds. I wonder which one is mine?” said Harris, scanning the horizon. “Gosh, it could be any of them.”
While in-flight, Harris reportedly tried saving data from her laptop onto the cloud to see if she could witness the data being launched into the sky. “Let’s try again, let me just press ‘save to cloud’ here. Did you see anything?? Aw, shoot. I keep missing it!” sighed Harris. “Gee, I wonder how they tell the cloud to send the data back to my laptop? Science is amazing.”
According to sources, the enchantment wore off suddenly as Harris became deeply concerned about what happened to her data on sunny days. “Where does it go? What if my cloud floats all the way to China?” asked Harris to bewildered aides. “That could be catastrophic. Call the Pentagon! Why has nothing been done to ensure my cloud stays secure? We must act quickly!”
At publishing time, several F-22 Raptors has been scrambled from a nearby Air Force base with orders to safely escort any nearby clouds to Washington, D.C.
A Babylon Bee subscriber contributed to this report.
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