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Third Person Dies In Boar’s Head Deli Meat Listeria Outbreak

Three people have now died in a listeria food-poisoning outbreak linked to Boar’s Head deli meats, bringing the overall number of people sickened to 43. What do you think?

“Isn’t salami supposed to give you a fever?”

Calvin LaRae, Process Appraiser

“Sounds like a great time to score a deal on some sliced ham.”

Brad Neissink, Fruit Dehydrator

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“If it’s good enough for listeria, it’s good enough for me.”

Shauna Bruder, Pistachio Separator

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