Men are such a mystery, especially when it comes to romance. So how can you really be sure he’s “in the mood?” We assembled a panel of man experts to explain the subtle signs that indicate his desire to be with you.
Here are 10 signs to look for that might be an indication your man is in the mood to “get romantic.”
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He is awake: Yup, he’s interested.
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He’s breathing: A clear sign he’s in the mood to get down.
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He’s wearing his good cargo shorts: The ones without any holes in them. Sexy.
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He’s shouting “Awoooga!’ while his eyes pop out of their sockets and his tongue rolls onto the floor: Could be a subtle indication that he’s into you.
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He selflessly offers you a foot rub: No ulterior motives here.
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He’s actually responding to your texts: He NEVER does that!
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Put the kids to bed at 5 p.m.: You’re pretty sure he drugged them too.
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Brought his 15lb dumbbells into the family room to arouse you with feats of strength: Look at those biceps!
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He says “Alexa, play Barry White”: Works every time.
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He does that sexy Shrek impression you like so much: Reminding you why you fell in love in the first place.
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He just carried freshly killed game to the threshold of your door: Dinner is served.
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He did the dishes, cleaned the bathroom, walked the dog, mowed the lawn, mulched the flowerbeds, finished the basement, and built a two-story addition behind the garage: Come on, the poor guy is desperate now.
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He married you: A clear sign, especially if he’s also awake and breathing.
Yes, men are truly a mystery.
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